I couldn’t wait to drop that little stink bomb off at school on Monday. Sure, there might be a break for sex worked in there somewhere, but really, they’re just all about pooping and crushing your dreams of lifelong friendship.

If bunnies were to wake up each morning and make a to-do list for the day, it would contain over 1,000 items and most of them would involve pooping. As I quickly learned, all bunnies really care about is pooping. When I got Patches home, all he wanted to do was stink up the joint and poop on the floor. Perhaps I would take such good care of Patches, I would be asked to take him home for…the entire summer!!! The thought was almost too much for my young mind to bear. Would we have a carrot-themed tea party? Could I use my newly acquired origami skills to make him a custom fortune teller? Probably! The possibilities seemed endless. Would we go for a walk around the block? Perhaps a friendly neighbor would see us steppin’ out from across the street and yell, “Hey, kid! You and that bunny - lookin’ good!” Patches and I were going to be fast friends. I had waited all year for my turn to arrive, and I had BIG plans. In the second grade, I was so excited to take my class pet bunny Patches home for the weekend, I was practically losing my mind. …Did a bunny hurt Nicki? It could happen. While I’m sure that there are many valid interpretations of 'Pills N Potions'' lyrics, to me, the song seems to be about self-medicating in an attempt to “dull the pain” and forget about a loved one who did you wrong.

There’s even a bunny boppin’ along to the beat and a bunny Pez dispenser shootin’ out pills - and that’s just in this 46 second-long preview! Imagine all of the bunny shenanigans that await us in the full thing… She’s wearin’ bunny ears and she’s cryin’ bunny tears. Mostly, the clip reveals that Minaj has a serious thing for bunnies. But don’t worry - I’ll get to the bottom of it. Rapper Nicki Minaj released a preview for her “Pills N Potions” music video on Friday, and it features some strange imagery that I just can’t quite wrap my head around.

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